Anyah Pilot
This installment takes a few minutes with Anyah Pilot, daughter of podcast great Mike Pilot.
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JW: You just started Kindergarten and are surely the coolest kid there. What makes you so awesome compared to those other garbage kids in your class? What's your favorite part of Kindergarten?
AP: Well, I do stuff pretty and the other kids do their stuff messy. They just scribble and don't know how to use the pencils right. There is this other kid that was born special and he just bangs the crayon into the desk. He's nice so it's OK. My favorite part of Kindergarten is recess. We get two every day, but on our last day of school before vacation we had three and that was fun. I really like playing after working hard on schoolwork. Rules of the playground: no pushing, no fighting, wait your turn and have fun. So, kids don't listen and they get into trouble and put on time out. I listen and play the whole time.
JW: You've been rocking the Princess Leah hair-do lately. Are you a big Star Wars fan? Which movie is your favorite in the series?
AP: I don't like Star Wars, I LOVE IT! I like it because it has a woman in it. Princess Leah is in it; she is the boss. I actually like sitting down and watching it with daddy; we have lots of fun and he teaches me a lot about it. I like the one where Darth Vader says ‘I'm your father.’ That's crazy talk. How can he be his father? He's bad and the boy is good. I was shocked when we watched that. Later, in another movie, Princess Leah meets Ewoks and they blow up the Death Star being built. Darth Vader’s son helped him out, but then burned him after he died.
JW: You are involved in all sorts of extracurricular activities. Tell me a little about your dance and piano lessons. Do you like one more than the other?
AP: They are pretty good. I do hip-hop, ballet and tap. And with piano, you have to practice every night. Daddy told me that it would all be hard, but, if you like it, it's worth it. I like hip-hop and ballerina classes the best; they are just really fun. Piano is fun, but really hard work and too much practice.
JW: What do you want to be when you grow up? Do you think you'll follow in your dad's podcasting footsteps?
AP: Well, I'm on his Mediocre Show and OO already. A while ago I decided I wanted to be just like Lady Gaga. Daddy told me if I work really hard and practice every day for like 20 years, I can be better than Lady Gaga. I can be Lady Anyah. I believe daddy. Mommy helps me practice really hard. She's so good at it.
JW: Finally, what makes your dad so much cooler than most garbage people out there? Anybody in the Nation or Obviously Oblivious world you'd like to say hi to?
AP: He is really the coolest daddy. We love Star Wars together, and he's the famous Mediocre Show host, and he does Obviously Oblivious, too. He takes really good care of me and mommy. He makes us laugh and cooks us yummy food. He always plays video games with me and teaches me about science and space stuff. He is always there, I love my daddy. I wanna say hi to Big Stephen, Little Joe and Pauly, too. And Cat, I guess. Definitely hi to Eric and Hope and the baby. I love all the friends who listen and treat daddy and me good. They are still garbage though.
